#include<iostream> #include<stdio.h> #include<stdlib.h> #include<windows.h> #include <iostream> #include <conio.h> #include <string> #include <map> #include <windows.h> #include <time.h> #define KEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME) ((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME) & 0x8000) ? 1:0) using namespace std; int a1i(int ay){ int g=0; cout<<"剧情一"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"现在是2100年"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"又是一个新年"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"李一一：还要不要2078年的12响？"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"刘启：不要提当年这事，我爸这一家子真就一起在天上了"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你（可乐）（os）:这就是流浪地球？"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你（os）好高科技！"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：当年那个老外..不，北京人呢"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"李一一：你....忘了？"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"刘启：2089这小子$了。"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你；当我没说"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); //return g; } int a2i(int ay2){ int g1=0; cout<<"剧情二"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你的上司：聊啥子八卦？"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"默不作声...."<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"上司：好了，可乐，赶快去实习"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"North Korean Ball（作者）：在流浪地球里，行星发动机靠烧硅产生硅聚变\n不过现实中一台行星发动机喷射1天所需要烧0.5%的地壳\n更合理的方法因该是氢变"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(9000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：长芝士了"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"下一篇章：我CPU烧了"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); } int a3i(int ay3){ cout<<"篇章：我CPU烧了"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你跟着一群新来编程人员到了一个地方"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"教官1：现在所有人穿上抗寒服，准备去地表"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：#……%￥真的好重...."<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"实习1：不行了（说完倒地虚脱）"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：额…"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：看来我身体还可以耶"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"所有人进入电梯"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"电梯"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"启动了"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); int i; for(i=-4964;i<=1049;i++) //system("cls"); cout<<i<<endl; system("cls"); Sleep(2000); cout<<"地表到了"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：哎嘛地表可真冷"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"实习54：-89°，真够冷的"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"教官1：新来的可乐，交给你个任务"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：不是，我还是实习生啊"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"任务：把HK1861.com机器代码重新抄写一遍"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：2进制代码？？？"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"HK1861.com代码\n000000010"<<endl; string go1="000000010"; string go1a; getline(cin,go1a); if(go1a==go1){ cout<<endl<<"教官1：可以啊，回去加奖金"<<endl; cout<<"你：累"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); }else{ cout<<endl<<"教官1：回去多多练练"<<endl;Sleep(1000);system("cls"); } cout<<"教官：那再来一个"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：你个ばか野郎"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"HK1901.com代码\n#hg<os>usg hdg main; ggx=pt(1=0);ggx='1'=count('1');ggx'0'=count('0');fd;"<<endl; go1="#hg<os>usg hdg main; ggx=pt(1=0);ggx='1'=count('1');ggx'0'=count('0');fd;"; getline(cin,go1a); if(go1a==go1){ cout<<endl<<"教官1：可以，今天先到这"<<endl; cout<<"你：累"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); }else{ cout<<endl<<"教官1：回去多多练练"<<endl;Sleep(1000);system("cls"); } Sleep(1000); } int a4i(int ay4){ system("cls"); cout<<"此片章有外文部分，请使用百度翻译"<<endl; Sleep(1000); system("cls"); cout<<"你回到了基地"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"下面的人们载歌载舞，庆祝新年"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：我鯌，真壮观"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"Kaeter（纯路人）:Hello"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：Hello"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"kaeter:Chinese New Year is really lively, isn't it? \nI heard you eat dumplings. Are they made with cheese?"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：eat dumplings？吃饺子？cheese不是象棋吗，咋会在这？"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"North Korean Ball：没文化"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"kaeter：What are you thinking about?"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：不是，大哥，你没翻译器吗？"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"kaeter：Do you understand what I'm saying? It feels like you don't know English."<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"稲田プリンティング：君たちは二人とも馬鹿みたいに何言ってんだ？"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：你个にほん的"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"吵架中······"<<endl; Sleep(4000); system("cls"); cout<<"武天雷（路人）：你们别吵了，吃饺子嘛，我请客"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你，kaeter,稲田プリンティング：真的吗？不是，你会说中文？"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"你：这饺子不错啊"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"稲田プリンティング：这饺子咋没奶酪？"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"kaeter：中国饺子就是这样，没啥花里胡哨的"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<"武天雷：我的钱......200"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); /*cout<<"下一篇"<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls");*/ } void color(short x) { if(x>=1 && x<=15) SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), x); else SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 7); } int main(){ color(4);cout<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<" 流浪地球"<<endl; color(0); Sleep(3000); system("cls"); cout<<"中文：制作人：朝鲜球"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"2024.9.28开工"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"创新素材流浪地球3"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"不抄袭郭帆电影"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"English: Producer: North Korean Ball"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"Starting on September 28, 2024"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"Innovative Material Wandering Earth 3"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"I won't plagiarize Guo Fan's movies"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(2000); system("cls"); cout<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<" 正在加载......"<<endl; Sleep(20000); cout<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<endl<<" 完成！"<<endl; system("cls"); Sleep(1000); cout<<"太阳急速衰老"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"人类提出并且实现了流浪地球计划"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"在木星弹弓引力危机中"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"刘培强操控'领航员'空间站炸毁了木星"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"被所有人铭记"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"但"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"危机还未结束"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(1000); cout<<"你能否阻止人类走向灭亡呢？"<<endl<<endl; Sleep(3000); system("cls"); int sum=a1i(sum); cout<<sum<<endl; system("cls"); sum=a2i(sum); sum=a3i(sum); sum=a4i(sum); }