一、缘起

前几天女票 -> 女同学甩给我上面那张图，说她也想每天都能收到甜甜的彩虹屁。好家伙，我一寻思这不就是个彩虹屁bot嘛，自欺欺人地说？但既然她开口了，那咱必须得给她整到位，走起🚀

二、准备工作

考虑到她最近在准备考研，需要有人每天鼓励她，所以我打算给她每天来点毒鸡汤，然后做个考研倒计时的提示，再查询一下当天的天气，提醒她天冷加衣，小心着凉感冒（想到这里我都有被感动到），暖暖的bot，很贴心，哈哈哈。

先从网上整了个天气查询接口：http://wthrcdn.etouch.cn/weather_mini?city=

OK ，现在天气有了，冷暖也知道了，下面再整个彩虹屁接口：

https://chp.shadiao.app/api.php （感谢 shadiao.app | 2333.jpg）

然后再友情赠送一个毒鸡汤接口： https://www.iowen.cn/jitang/api/

OK，万事俱备，代码整起😎

三、人生苦短，我用Python

没时间解释了，快上车🚗

# coding=utf-8

import io
import sys
import time
import datetime

import requests

from email.mime.text import MIMEText
from email.header import Header
import smtplib

import logging
logger = logging.getLogger()
logger.setLevel(logging.INFO)

mail_host = "smtp.163.com"
mail_user = "xxxxxxx@163.com" #此处填你的邮箱
mail_girl = "xxxxxxx@qq.com" #你女票的邮箱
mail_pass = "xxxxxxx" #邮箱密码
name_girl = "xxx" #你女票的名字
mail_port = 465

sys.stdout = io.TextIOWrapper(sys.stdout.buffer, encoding='utf8')

def getWeather():
    r = requests.get(
        'http://wthrcdn.etouch.cn/weather_mini?city=%E6%9B%B2%E9%98%9C')
    if 'OK' in r.text:
        r = r.json()['data']
        tip = r['ganmao']
        temperature = r['wendu']
        weather = r['forecast'][0]['type']
        return f'天气：{weather} 当前温度：{temperature}\n{tip}'
    return '获取天气失败:('


def getTime():
    today = datetime.datetime.now()+datetime.timedelta(hours=+8)
    date2 = time.strptime('2020-12-25', "%Y-%m-%d")
    date2 = datetime.datetime(date2[0], date2[1], date2[2])
    t = today.timetuple()
    days = (date2-today).days
    return f'今天是{t.tm_year}年{t.tm_mon}月{t.tm_mday}日 星期{t.tm_wday+1} 考研倒计时：{days}天'


def getSoup():
    r = requests.get('https://www.iowen.cn/jitang/api/')
    if '数据获取成功' in r.text:
        return r.json()['data']['content']['content']
    return '高考在昨天，考研在明天，今天没有什么事儿。'


def getPi():
    r = requests.get('https://chp.shadiao.app/api.php').text
    return r if len(r) > 3 else '你上辈子一定是碳酸饮料吧，为什么我一看到你就开心的冒泡'


def morning():
    return '\n'.join([getTime(), getSoup(), getWeather(), getPi()])


def night():
    return '\n'.join([getSoup(), getPi(), f'晚安，{name_girl}同学，今天你也是最棒的，继续加油鸭！'])


def getTimeX():
    t = int(time.strftime("%H", time.localtime()))+8
    if t > 24:
        t = t-24
    return 'morning' if t < 11 else ('noon' if t < 17 else 'afterNoon')


def main_handler(event, context):
    smtpObj = smtplib.SMTP_SSL(mail_host, mail_port)
    try:
        smtpObj.login(mail_user, mail_pass)
    except smtplib.SMTPException as e:
        logger.info(e)
        return False
    content = night() if getTimeX() == 'afterNoon' else morning()
    message = MIMEText(content, 'plain', 'utf-8')
    message['From'] = mail_user
    message['To'] = mail_girl
    message['Subject'] = f'早安，{name_girl}' if getTimeX() != 'afterNoon' else '晚安，xxx'
    try:
        smtpObj.sendmail(mail_user, [mail_girl], message.as_string())
        logger.info("send email success")
    except smtplib.SMTPException as e:
        logger.info(e)
        logger.info("Error: send email fail")
    logger.info(content)
    return content